Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
