i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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