She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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