id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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