Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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