just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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