I will die if light touches me.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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