i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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