Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
where are you?
Hypothermia
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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