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(903): View more from Texas

I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!

(1-903): View more from Texas

What does that even mean?

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.

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(434): View more from Virginia

Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.

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(253): View more from Washington

She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty

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(540): View more from Virginia

Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"

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Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?

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