C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.