I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She's just so happy...and so naked.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me