I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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