I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
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