her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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