I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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