I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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