its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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