my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she looked like the before picture.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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