dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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