Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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