One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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