I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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