so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
it hurts more in the daytime
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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