omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I can text with my tongue
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Dicks are not precious.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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