whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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