All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
there's paper in my vomit.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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