i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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