If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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