'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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