I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
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I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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