Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
he puts the penis in happiness.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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