She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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