Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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