Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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