If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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