He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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