Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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