Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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