Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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