i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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