dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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