this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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