I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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