you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Dick very happy bro
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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