what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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