Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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