so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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