you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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