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(765): View more from Indiana

he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well

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(304): View more from West Virginia

they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.

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(623): View more from Arizona

Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.

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That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me

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I swear the crows are laughing at me.

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You my friend are stoned into submission

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(408): View more from California

I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic

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(863): View more from Florida

I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest

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