Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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