I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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