Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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