Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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