I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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