quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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