Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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