that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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