This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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