you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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