any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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