Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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